Husband and wife of 11 creative a joke

(a)
Dayong on a commerce tumble, a sudden return home,GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners, at the door to listen a man snoring sound. Dayong quietly away, sent a message to his wife: Three annuals after they encounter again in a metropolis, his wife asked: between husband and wife is not the most indispensable enthusiasm and impulse, but the believe, even see alternatively hear someone, by least give each other a contingency to explain, for even if it is seen and heard things,GHD Red Straighteners, but also may be a novelty factor.
(b)
rebuked her husband said: The spatula is too accustomed to 'youth' also. Love is to attach the beautiful around us.
(c)
a couple man talked almost the long-term harmony. A local reporter asked the secret of a merry marriage, the husband annotated to reporters, said: ah, which begin with the from our honeymoon. Our honeymoon to the Grand Canyon, which we must Riding on a donkey to the ravine bottom, but it did not take long gone, my wife's ass to fall and my wife voicelessly said: the first period, not long after the bird on the road again donkey and a fall and my wife silently said: The second time, not half a mile donkeys and fall down, and when my wife pulled out her revolver and shot a mule hand. I can not accede with her behavior, began arguing with her, then, my current wife quietly said to me: the first time ... ...
【Explanation】 marriage must be some awesome bottom line, via each other test and know where each other's bottom line,GHD IV Black Straighteners, a aware concession, never let their impunity.
(d)
Kobayashi said to his wife: bought a computer, you want me to purchase accurate the same for his family microcomputer, instrument allows you to penetrate how to do? Road.

【Explanation】 Do not always go than others, not to emulate blindly a household, each couple has their own position, can not completely copy someone else's pleasure, happiness is like that lived up to .
(e)
Kobayashi neighbors home, see Kobayashi was standing appearance, so he took strange to ask: said:
ebb Kobayashi said: the gate every two people.
(VI)
husband: What is your reaction to ah. aboard the. But in fact no truly ambition apt split the need to quarrel, the argue was the incipient purpose of venting inflame extra, and to reinstate emotions.
(VII)
a pair sitting on coast wrecks,GHD Green Straighteners, the husband is forever watching each of the quondam, a beauteous girl, his wife blamed her husband, said: the person! 【Explanation】
some little dupe out of human nature, not to inhibit, the principle does not touch the bottom line in the time, leaving little space and not impair, people really will have Shenmeipilao.
(VIII)
have a couple antique equitable watching TV, nibbling seeds, all of a sudden my wife hurrahed from the kitchen: : Also behind a when his wife and screaming: wine, relaxing, and after 1 hour, her husband feel guilty heart, determined to work home to trim those things, merely the home that it always repaired, inquired his wife: said: making out with me another! '】 back the duty of matrimony, ought attempt to do whichever household chores, if necessary hands-on, and must have a solution,GHD Precious Gift Set, not to a
(IX)
a couple fishing in the rill, his wife always entanglement non-stop as a fish anchor.
wife said: can not be bent by his own preferences. Such as
(ten)
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(XI)
a wealthy male got his hope to marry a beautiful actress. Bridal wedding night, they soulful direction for the additional kings.
groom said: O little secret.
seclusion as you can tell me, and I decided to tell you my mini mystery. bald ... ... : taken out of the eye socket, the original of his left eye is a ########.
groom went on to say: wrinkles is done;
bride speaks, After a baby to say: slow-down: But you do so well, I'll differentiate you OK - in fact, I had not a woman, I was act a ###### change operation ... ... it ... ... ,GHD IV Styling Set, the more rotated out, the more noxious to the married relationship.