100 words classic Humor

1, the woman's 'depreciation rate' it is truly unbelievable, from the 'new' Mother becomes 'old' woman, takes only a night scene.
2, contraceptive effect: not successful, then into 'people'.
3, to see beautiful women in the street, looking a little higher to admire, look low point is that rogue.
4, money, as I like clay, I also regard it as waste of money! Dung are more scared ah?
5, sit tonight, tomorrow morning ups, disposed morrow, the day after tomorrow ... ... exercising advocate, and periodically is that easy.
6, I know I'm not handsome, but had someone see at my pictures of the full moon, they said that my left nostril is idol.
7, a monkey eat peanuts ahead going into the base a chance to eat the outset. This manager explained: It has been fed peaches, Peach not pull out the results, monkeys scare, and now we must eat a good sum.
8, a bad mood today. I have only four sentences say. Include this and the before two. I finished saying ... ...
9, do not scold their children are small bastard, because from the outlook of genetics, which is adverse to the parents.
10, real cake is omnipotent, peckish can eat. Want to eat the bread, put the bread making flat; eat noodles, put the bread comb; want to eat burgers, put the bread hack and take their edible to eat ... ...
11, a man's internal beauty said, referring to the bra inside, preferably than the heart.
12, then saw the paperback on the so-called criteria of contemporary women's mate choice: a motorcar has room, parents are dead. Depressed. Then write fancy wife culling criteria: billions of dollars of property at family, charm in the world, virtuous gentle ######y, father-in final cancer ... ...
13, my father asked me what to chase in life? I answered with money and women, the father vicious buffet my face; I answered vocation and love, the dad appreciated touched my head.
14, except for one, and the remaining columns are fraught to the very good
15, I fulfilled that the solution is attracted to a man he has been denied; preoccupy women approximate the inverse, that is, she has been satisfied.
16, life is really Meijin Er, last month one of my children to my buddy lent 4000 dollars,nike air jordan kids shoes, that to do a plastic surgery, the result is I do not know what he looks like he cornered into a.
17, I think I should go to deduct from, and the last to donate blood, actually out of a hundred milliliters of lard.
18, if the marriage is the tomb of love, a wedding anniversary party once a year, is in 'grave' out.
19, a Miss Night, Lu Yu a robber: to the United States! That is truly my life cloudless, starry sky ... ...
21, man, is education the upper body, lower body is important; woman, upper body is the lure, lower body is a trap.
22, Valentine's Day, I was removed I base a educate girl crush on the call, sent her a text message: If there is only a bowl of porridge, half a bowl of your first nectar, the rest of the bowl, I put my weapon to you ... ... A few minutes after holding her back a text message: Who introduced you? One hundred, including seven nights.
23, life, ah, can not hang in a tree, approach the trees to attempt a few more dead trees.
24, cats and cows mention hello. Cows are amusement cat said: You're so young to a long beard! Cat maddening and said: how do you not so many a bra.
25, someone asked me, you handsome you, I said I'm not handsome, he was struck over and tell you to lie.
26, two drunk driving car bolted. A: When building a long aunt shouted: girls, see a guest out.
28, to study a citizen language of the foreigner. Morning and greeted the secretary, When she went to the scarecrow scare crow corn. And she not only scare away the crows, three crows and even afraid to mail behind some corn.
30, whether the marriage is the tomb of adore, that model couple at best, yet a 'demonstration Cemetery' Bale.
31,christian louboutin glitter pumps, the father of her daughter's boyfriend, said sternly: children of you?
33, a stuttering examiners, the students found a peer, shouted angrily:
34, a pair of lovers to the registration of marriage. to sustain life is manoeuvre, but also to create life is movement, the feud is - under the mattress bed.
36, jealously guarding its availability, people can merely be a consume; queens, human know how to be frugal. But I am now, but yearn as the day to waste in the thrift.
37, you ask me, where is pleasure? I tell you, you stand a tiptoe away from being competent to more recent, you near your eyes, you can feel the happiness of the ... ...
38, blink your eyes, I'll dead, and then blink your eyes look, I survived, reserve your eyes to blink to blink, so I have a very tough battle!
39, Xiao-Ming to the menagerie with Xiaohua, entered, Xiao Hua Xiao Ming pointing to the doorman, said: Oh well! Wait a minute out, do not say I stole your ape! far!
41, Shitai, you now from the antique recluse! After long, long time ... ... Shitai, you'll spare the old monk, right!
42, female tears, male huff said: I tell you how many periods, this ring is the bird research station of the people I put on, not marrying ring! I'm not marital!
43, a military parade, head through the head,
44, a friend of somebody in the street. When his wife had fair queried a friend while suddenly memorized namely she had died, and right again changed his tune: felt invisible, colleagues sent a pair of couplet: As long for the days get cracking, the second line: even if the pate a little bit green, scroll reads: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
46, 2 birds and saw a hunter is targeting them, one that you keep the scene I'll call the police!
47, you look inspired, alive your gallantry; hideous is not your intention, but God made a little temper; you have to be heroic to live without you ... ... who set off the pretty ass !
48, three beasts in the woods in the chat. Piglet said: now popular with the sobriquet, after you called me Little Pig. Bunny: Well, I called the little rabbit. Chick merry face: I still do, go first.
49, my dream life: go to bed anytime he woke up, count the money a few hand cramps. My real life: the digit of money to woke up, sleep sleep hand cramps ... ...
50, single very bitter, more painful single for a long time a few days ago I saw a sow, they all thought it Meiqingmuxiu ... ...
51, some people Love is A membrane, some three films, some comedies, some dramas; my worst, I love the process is the craft, sitcom films, three films, A movie, suspense films, movement films, and eventually the KB (horror) film, even more exasperating is too his mama commercials ... ...
52, menstrual grief than women, but also man's pain.
53, if you need advice or proposals, we will cater free; If you need the correct answer, amuse increased price.
54, men are lust, color centers are slightly stronger than that called satyr, and then called the goat a little lusty, but also to reinforce called rapist, You Qijiang it has transform perverted ###### lunatic, lust to the utmost, the artist known as human aesthetics .
55, men are two, one is a thirst, a very erotic; women are two types, one is pretending to be pure, one is pretending not pure.
56, I like the life to fate: In the morning I will wake up a coin toss, if the front side, I'll go to slumber; if the back up, I lay in bed watching television. If the coin falls to the floor is set up, I got up and wash up the house.
57, the female mantis eats the masculine mantis behind mating, wild it? But the path some women have swallowed many generations in mating ... ...
58, virginity vary, such as people will applause a girl is a maiden, but also smile at a boy is maiden.
59, for a long time, we separated, I look at you reddening cheeks, lightly ask you, I feel happy yet? Your gentle bow, sweetly Huileyiju: Are you going to eat garlic along.
60, what is cruel? A man, I interrupted him three thighs; a male dog, I'll destroy it 5 thighs!
61, you are lying in the cinema account four horizontal position, people call you up, you only mumble a couple of fixed location. Security came and said:
62, girls care almost is the rest of his life's happiness, the lad is concerned that lower body's happiness ... ...
63, my wife and I have not spoken for 18 months,latest nike shoes, I have not had a accident to disturb her.
64, clerk: Miss, your ten hundred greenback bills that were counterfeit. Called: ah! ... ... I was raped!
65, I will not speak, saw many people to stumble, like sheep shit, are not you taste, I wish you bear with me.
66, how childish you this child ah? Uncle is here, how could you think of going to the zoo to see the bear?
67, for men, 'dry-mei' is - into the bombard, retreat and safeguard 'gifts''for private use' tilapia.
68, rapine Notes: Bank staff only know Spanish, please be patient when you are robbed, it is best to carry a translation, thank you!
69, cruel people - nobody to detect someone to kill annihilate. Merry people - nought to detect beauty Shuishui. Rich people - nothing to purchase a current car to open. Me - nothing elected a cigarette butt pumping pumping ... ...
70, blind date is 'distribution', love is called 'direct' and throw to obtain married, likened with Hydrangea 'collusion'.
71, I am more forgetful, so my wife all told me that wet days do not drag things out of the umbrella, so the household now has ten umbrella of.
72, I have done a lot of fatuous things, but I do not care, my friends phone it
73, Visitors: Master, what side of the grass house is toilet? Monk: In increase to that among the grass house, the repose of the place is the restroom.
74, on the road, driving much, but a 'new'!
75, the public authority service called 'iron rice bowl', in a personal company called 'Disposable tableware'.
76, my principle is: people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, I get angry!
77, in love, it was 'unafraid of death'; in marriage, it was 'as dead as the go'.
78, is the tragic life: hard-earned eclectic content made the dream of a night, waking up the afterward morning all really can not remember!
79, lawful roll experience - male knows his ass in a long an fishy. A friend of wine aboard the table quotes.
80, smoking, dining supper on the terrace to enjoy, suddenly saw a blip in the night sky cross the skylight of my heart I am so excited: Meteor! So make a hope ... ... promised quickly six or seven wishes, eyes open, have smoked cigarettes, and easily darted out the balcony when I heard the voice of a girl downstairs: Dear people who were constant Jingzhi 'Moral Degeneration living today, only in the dinner room, to penetrate the moralities.
82, yesterday I signed up for a heaviness loss lessons, they want me to dress lax dressing during training, outrageous? If there is loose fitting clothing, then why do I must sign up?
83, blood is the womb for the lonesome cry, wet dreams are seminal for the quelled tears. Once a month menstruation, wet dreams are casual shows that it is: Men do not call easily ... ...
84, 'Do not let your right to sleep', this sentence is ordinarily used when the wedding night.
85, my wife, I ought not use the canvases to luster shoes, but just returned from a business tumble, temporary fad also alternate over, I was wrong.
86, was said to his girlfriend buried underground spring, the autumn crop will be many, many girlfriends. I heard some people trusted and did, and he was buried in the spring to his girlfriend to the ground, the fall, he was pol.ice uncle buried underground ... ...
87, could not bear children wolf sets vain, vain ruffian bear gripping wife,sapatos christian louboutin, not want to update it had no collection ... ...
88, I really do not understand that many, many pretty girls to buy clothes to wear, is to attract the care of boys, but boys want to see, but it is a girl with no clothes on.
89, I took her from a girl into a woman, she took me from a boy into a ... ... the poor.
90, man child, tell the truth, we really do not pedal when drinking, hic ... ..., you think, ah, if you hit a tel pole, overflow the wine, hic ... ah ... a compassion !
91, a man's face is a resume of his life, a woman's face is her life and wastage account.
92, the earth is not just is that: God says: I ambition to light! - That's when the day. Beauty said: I want to ring! - So she had a diamond ring. Regal said: I want a woman! - So he has a woman. I said: I want to take a bath! - Actually without water it!
93, my father hit me twice today, the premier time they see two points of the transcript of my hand, and the second because the transcript of his childhood.
94, only in long queues when we can truly comprehend the 'dragon'.
95, and beautiful, and pure, and gentle, and ######y, and lovely maiden, like ghosts, like the men are talking about it, but no one has ever witnessed ... ...
96, today's mood has been wrong, let me know text information final night, and I used to trample the girl fall, and even told me once four hundred ... ... I was quite sad, sad side of the coiled side of the purse: so I am more sad, and I Even once the capital with her did no fall ... ...
97, Wildcats: Where to go to sleep where. Wild dogs: what to eat what is caught. Wild man: see a loved one.
98, rain do not work out, he took poison rain, rainy body is a small material, gonorrhea huge things ah.
99, recently graduated remember that daytime, my girlfriend sent me a text message: can be entirely sad ... ...
100, beauties are nativity unlucky, Huang Lian and more resign to destiny. Read Do not forget to depart your footprints ah.
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