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Windows 7 Professional Key blog the-evolution-of-a
I'm not a programmer, but I chat with a number of and along the way absorbed some geeky goodness. Only for giggles,Microsoft Office Pro Plus 2007, have a look at “The Evolution of a Programmer.” (Desire I could take credit for composing this code, however the honor belongs to another.) High School/Jr.High 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END First year in College program Hello(input, output) begin writeln('Hello World') end. Senior year in College (defun hello (cons 'Hello (list 'World)))) New professional #include <stdio.h> void main(void) { char *message[] = "Hello ", "World"; int i; for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i) printf("%s", message[i]); printf("\n"); } Experienced Hacker #include <stdio.h> #define S "Hello, World\n" main()exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1); Seasoned Hacker % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c % a.out Guru Hacker % cat Hello, world. ^D New Manager 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END Middle Manager mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12 Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello,Microsoft Office Home And Business 2010, world."? I need it by tomorrow. ^D Senior Manager % zmail jim I need a "Hello,Office 2007 Enterprise, world." program by this afternoon. Chief Executive % letter letter: Command not found. To: ^X ^F ^C % help mail help: Command not found. % damn,Windows 7 Professional Key! ,Microsoft Office Standard 2010!: Event unrecognized % logout -Jim |
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